so he catches a marlin with the bait

so she swallows the prize whole

      so he feeds a thousand birdlings her vomit

so she charges a plucked feather per ounce

      so he earns a profit double charging

so she throws her throwing knife

      so he slices a pear from her pear tree

so she calls a beaver for its removal

      so he convinces him otherwise over a poker game

so she stands cross-armed on the table

      so they slide single bills under her garter belt

so she unleashes her penis

      so they buy her drink all night