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HIT @ today’s Dead See Scrolls.

Then see the all-new RAV4

drive off the Civic Opera House

rooftop and EXPLODE in blue

or pink gender reveal smoke.

Then hear Wagner’s final cymbal

SPLASH & SPLASH over & over

as everything becomes the peak

of Mount Everest.

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